This is like installing Windows on a Mac.
I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.
oh my god
whiiiiiihihhihhihih dog loaf!
once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
My favorite genre is “starts out normal but then turns into really disturbing psychological horror”
That was my nickname is high school
whenever i get drunk there’s always that one moment where i’m like okay i am drunk
After all we’ve been through. Everything that I’ve done. It can’t be for nothing.
omfg that FACE
Too funny and horribly true not to reblog a million times
THIS IS ACCURATE AS HELL OH MY GOD
I don’t get why any of you even like me at all but I have a feeling it might be because I’m a beautiful hilarious effervescent model with a great personality