babe, dear, and hun sound so weak and cliché. if you were mine, i’ll call you sergeant, general, commander. you’d be my authority figure
current emotion: any picture of spike the dinosaur from land before time
SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL
I have a story.
So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake.
When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”
And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”
He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.
All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”
whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”
Mark Haddon (via fabulousbitch69)
Mark Strand, opening strophe to “The Guardian,” from Darker: Poems (Atheneum, 1971)
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I laughed I cried, I researched stars, and sobbed about elephants. But nothing compares to how happy the last one made me feel.
When I was just starting high school, a girl who rode my bus invited me to stay the night at her house and when I did she got really emotional and told me no girls ever stayed over because she was a lesbian and if you don’t think that’s the saddest thing ever you need to re-evaluate your life
How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease
Showing my favourite movie to my friends